Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny
larvatus

may bears gobble me

In honor of the winter solstice marking [info]larvatus’ first anniversary on LiveJournal, your host offers this valediction to all literary consumers:
amat qui scribit, pedicatur qui legit,
qui auscultat prurit, pathicus est qui praeterit.
ursi me comedant et ego verpam qui lego.
Who writes loves, who reads is reamed,
who listens itches, who walks by is a catcher.
May bears gobble me, and I who read, a boner.
― translated by MZ

Tags: animals, catullus, gerbil-clap, latin, sex, sodomy, tasteless, translation, vanity, violence
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