- Tue, 13:25: Q: What is the criminal charge in Baltimore for killing a black man? A: impersonating a police officer.
- Tue, 14:52: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are... http://t.co/cvARq5x8N2
- Tue, 15:02: For them that ran out of tissues, it better prevent the common cold. http://t.co/MGTMnKixhg
- Tue, 18:42: Because algebra flunked him out of high school. http://t.co/QHhSLvRMCk
- Tue, 20:15: No counting the number of times I dodged that bullet. http://t.co/nvAWeALvc1
- Tue, 22:30: weev trolls like a boss. http://t.co/ZnYACb4Qzk
- Wed, 09:04: https://t.co/L3f7kaXRd4
- Wed, 09:06: Michael Zeleny on Twitter http://t.co/POaOuMy61o
- Wed, 10:00: Comme un patron. http://t.co/b4TbbaM55b
- Wed, 10:05: I hate people who say that U is the last vowel. Because fuck U, that’s Y.
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