- Sun, 11:39: My girlfriend is weird. She begins every conversation with “Were you even listening to me?”
- Sun, 11:45: A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve... http://t.co/ibLXOWZtjF
- Sun, 11:53: Q: What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble? A: A dollar.
- Sun, 11:56: Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they had sex, she would complain about splinters.... http://t.co/Hf2XGKIUE8
Sun, 14:06: RT @ michaelmalice: All I'm asking for is the right to the same weapons that I paid for the Taliban to own
Mon, 15:02: Thread by @ AlexThomp: I still find this @ margbrennan exchange the most illuminating/honest in how Biden thinks about Afghanistan…
Thu, 19:13: Re: stupid typo https://t.co/t1RwbB5Q0q