Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny

My tweets

  • Sun, 11:39: My girlfriend is weird. She begins every conversation with “Were you even listening to me?”
  • Sun, 11:45: A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve... http://t.co/ibLXOWZtjF
  • Sun, 11:53: Q: What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble? A: A dollar.
  • Sun, 11:56: Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they had sex, she would complain about splinters.... http://t.co/Hf2XGKIUE8
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