- Mon, 13:53: Godspeed Joe Cocker. http://t.co/b3O5hImDwG
- Mon, 15:06: Q: What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? A: Kicked out of the petting zoo and/or admitted to the ISIS training camp.
- Mon, 15:17: A boob, a pussy, and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of them all. The boob says: “I give milk to... http://t.co/g1mDuoidwl
- Mon, 15:47: Amphibious matrimony, the next frontier for civil rights. http://t.co/RTXMl9OtZQ
- Tue, 07:29: Actually, it’s weak media control laws that enable aggrieved minorities to lash out against the police portrayed... http://t.co/AaCSvPikcA
- Tue, 10:49: Someone please send a memo to my better half. http://t.co/75A7XpvVKv