Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny

My tweets

  • Sat, 16:25: “But it is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for... http://t.co/ca6ebgXvpK
  • Sat, 16:31: Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster and a diarrhoetic ho? A: Well, one you have to shuck between fits…
  • Sat, 19:48: I posted 11 photos on Facebook in the album "Naginata by 武州下原住廣重 (Bushu Shimohara ju Hiroshige)" http://t.co/MwImfGlWhz
  • Sun, 05:36: A man with a speech impediment walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Can I have a B,b,b,b,b,bloody Mary?”... http://t.co/mxYkql6lnx
  • Sun, 05:41: Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the United Nations. The single question asked was:... http://t.co/E6yPeOQkOi
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