My tweets

Tue, 12:52: Q: What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? A: (1) Kicked out of the petting zoo. (2) Qualify for a... http://t.co/loraDzeeQI
Tue, 13:09: So a guy walks into a bar one day and he can’t believe his eyes. There, in the corner, there’s this one-foot-tall... http://t.co/bsxmb90MoQ
Tue, 13:11: Baciami. http://t.co/skMDsi8qf4
Tue, 13:20: NSFW http://t.co/pbG8LP32qI
Tue, 13:26: Our virile allies. http://t.co/Xu1mqYO0ej
Tue, 15:02: Artificial intelligence in action. http://t.co/nLxGA3xqUb
Tue, 20:02: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/96qWjWtKDf
Tue, 20:03: Fuck the incumbents. — voting in The 2014 U.S. Election
Tue, 22:49: Coming up: four years in the making, a newly constructed Brevex M400 double square bridge Mauser, serial number... http://t.co/gu19prs2EC
Wed, 00:42: An essay on the PA MAC 50. http://t.co/AaHHShgJuV