Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny

My tweets

  • Fri, 13:45: A kid asks his father: “What does ‘gay’ mean?” The father replies: “It means happy.” The son asks: “Are you gay?”... http://t.co/KSIjz54iCW
  • Fri, 19:05: As of today, it's been two weeks of judicial deliberation. His Honor has no equals at keeping turkeys in suspense. http://t.co/OP9sEeuz4t
  • Fri, 20:25: Two priests are out driving, when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches their vehicle and... http://t.co/fRqEPFyGhq
  • Sat, 09:14: Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic woman and a Jewish woman? A: The Catholic woman has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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