- Wed, 12:54: Bruce is driving over a bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila, about to throw herself off. Bruce... http://t.co/AmtdyJrlB0
- Wed, 16:30: “At your cervix, Doctor. Did you have a hard day at the orifice?” http://t.co/101wz5517H
- Wed, 21:28: Well earned. http://t.co/P4IaZULvVY
My tweets
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i can’t even
In 1299, King Edward I of England ordered the sheriffs of Salop and Stafford to prohibit any one “from tourneying, tilting . . . or jousting, or…
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metagraph to an anniversary
“Ma, sendo l’intento mio scrivere cosa utile a chi la intende, mi è parso più conveniente andare drieto alla…
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free food, drink, and entertainment for pistoleros, sex workers, and registered sex offenders
Hear ye, hear ye! David W. Affeld and I will appear in person for the hearing on my appeal of denial of my application to the City of Menlo…
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