I welcome contest entries pursuant to the following rules, to be submitted until the closing of festivities. I will award the winner’s choice between a crisp likeness of Benjamin Franklin published by the U.S. Mint, or dinner with me at a Bay Area restaurant of my choice, to the entrant able to identify the greatest number of performance art props displayed in this photo:
In the event of a tie, preference will be given to the entrant able to answer the following questions:
- How old was Erin Zhu when her father Min Zhu first raped her?
- When did Min Zhu resign from WebEx and flee the United States as a result of being outed as an incestuous paedophile?
- How long thereafter did it take Scott Sandell of New Enterprise Associates to fund the next venture of his publicly disgraced protégé?