Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny
larvatus

health care for special needs?

In addition to her nationalized health care, Great Britain leads the world in a healthy approach to sex. With her team of counsellors and sex therapists, Dear Deirdre replies individually to around 1,000 Sun readers a week, helping them solve their problems – including the sexual difficulties most of us run into from time to time. Inspired by this progressive populism, I pose my follow-up question to the latest Presidential address.

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Poll #1455829 special health care poll

Is oral sex a human right?

I support mandatory oral sex for everybody regardless of gender, age, looks, and sexual orientation.
4(66.7%)
I support affirmative action for fellatio.
0(0.0%)
I support affirmative action for cunnilingus.
0(0.0%)
I support mandatory oral sex for all hotties.
0(0.0%)
I support mandatory oral sex for all hotties of my choosing.
1(16.7%)
I support oral sex for Republicans.
0(0.0%)
I support oral sex for Democrats.
0(0.0%)
I oppose oral sex for Republicans.
0(0.0%)
I oppose oral sex for Democrats.
0(0.0%)
Oral sex is a Socialist conspiracy.
0(0.0%)
What is oral sex?
1(16.7%)
Tags: persiflage, politics, sex
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