Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny
larvatus

necessity, who is the mother of invention…

Harper’s Magazine breathlessly informs its readers that “Italian urologists increased the size and improved the function of test subjects’ penises with a device called the Andropenis.” By all appearances a simple traction implement, it does not seem to be eligible for patent protection. In this connection, herewith a choice of patents pertaining to the material bodily lower stratum:ποιήσει δὲ αὐτήν, ὡς ἔοικεν, ἡμετέρα χρεία.
Tags: patents, persiflage, plato, sex
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