- A therapeutic prosthetic device configured to be worn on a flaccid, partially-erect, or erect penis, transmitting tactile sensations through a stimulation material to its surface;
- a barbed trap deployed to capture and retain said penis within a hostile vagina;
- a method of investigating and verifying sex crimes and sexual fidelity by analyzing body fluid residues deposited on specific articles of clothing by said penis;
- an oral device protecting said penis from being scraped by teeth during fellatio;
- a penetration enhancer employed for treatment for female sexual arousal disorder;
- an anal filter for protecting underwear from soiling by excreta carried by the flatus;
- a prosthetic anal sphincter meant to reproduce the action of the sphincter muscles which maintain continence; and
- a deodorizing and sound muffling anal pad for preventing soiling of underwear due to undesired anal discharge.
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