Michael Zeleny (larvatus) wrote,
Michael Zeleny
larvatus

a parable about the business of consulting


― for Robbie Lindauer      
A society dame went slumming. As she left a seedy bar, a sailor accosted her with an offer to let her feel the most amazing penis ever for a paltry $10. She paid and he unzipped to exhibit a tool that exceeded her wildest expectations. The gentlewoman fondled his cock avidly and proposed: “Why don’t you come up some time and see me?”—“Lady,” responded the salt ruefully, “if I could come up, why would I peddle a feel for ten bucks?”

MORAL:The best device is the one that can be applied at home.
Tags: business, persiflage
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