My tweets

Thu, 22:28: TIL: My 1992 neologism “Witterhead” earned the Usenet seal of approval from the late Torkel Franzén. Why do I feel… https://t.co/vgr4tw4MPM
Thu, 23:55: I’ll just leave this here: “Given the extent of the persecution, Ford could consider applying for political asylum… https://t.co/hvI9ZOMbug
Fri, 00:38: In which onomastic objections by his landsman Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez fail to undermine the candidacy of Hitler ‘E… https://t.co/Crof1Sf2vw
Fri, 06:30: M. Butterfly, Florida Man style. https://t.co/juAcP0wjrS
Fri, 07:01: In which the short-fingered vulgarian hits upon the dignity of manly conduct, as identified by Max Weber over a cen… https://t.co/HM45YuBhSM
Fri, 07:38: You are being trolled, agony auntie. Unbunch. https://t.co/sNUcZkYq4C
Fri, 08:01: It’s the καλοὶ κἀγαθοί against οἱ πολλοί. Double down on your Attic clichés. https://t.co/38c6NkEE0k
Fri, 10:39: The alleged reality is non-responsive to the point of moral duty. Failing to report one’s assailant to law enforcem… https://t.co/AyQSrjZDw8