My tweets

Fri, 14:38: Must have been the side order of escargots. https://t.co/PZTvoXpA0d
Fri, 15:02: I am sensing a global media conspiracy aimed at compelling the likes of me to love the short-fingered shitgibbon. https://t.co/NbSukef9Gu
Fri, 15:45: Shall we dance? https://t.co/QkBNtPUZPG
Fri, 15:45: I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/OUZi7WN5sY Oldboy - The Last Waltz (HD)
Fri, 16:06: Корыстократия https://t.co/cM0BiPrklJ
Fri, 16:38: The use of “dotard” as a term of political disparagement is absurd by them that remember when Ronnie Reagan was schlonging us all.
Fri, 16:56: Double the chances of getting your mug punched. https://t.co/Z1cqzX8GFW
Fri, 18:38: I would urge Kim Jong Un to eat a bag of dicks, but it would take all genital endowments of both Koreas to fill a regulation size satchel.
Fri, 19:24: Russian Logic Rules: “Kalashnikov was known to have said he had heard speculation that he had copied the German... https://t.co/GSi8YmTgCj
Fri, 19:36: Butt conservative women are more into anal. https://t.co/ilgeulCgm8

Fri, 19:44: “The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.” https://t.co/l2BCVngLiS