may bears gobble me|
In honor of the winter solstice marking larvatus
’ first anniversary on LiveJournal
, your host offers this valediction to all literary consumers:
|amat qui scribit, pedicatur qui legit,
qui auscultat prurit, pathicus est qui praeterit.
ursi me comedant et ego verpam qui lego.
|Who writes loves, who reads is reamed,
who listens itches, who walks by is a catcher.
May bears gobble me, and I who read, a boner.
― translated by MZ
Tags: animals, catullus, gerbil-clap, latin, sex, sodomy, tasteless, translation, vanity, violence